Stupid things I’ve done

I got 16 out of 30.

[  ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[  ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[  ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[ ] It is possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[  ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[  ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[  ] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[  ] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[  ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[  ] You just laughed.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
[  ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[  ] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[  ] You believe in chain letters
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word “umm” is used many times a day.

Opposite Survey

PINAKA AYAW SA KAIBIGAN
== user and fake

PINAKA AYAW SA LALAKE
== mayabang and stupid

PINAKA AYAW NA DAMIT
== too sexy

PINAKA AYAW NA HAIRSTYLE
== too short with full bangs

PINAKA AYAW NA SINASABI SAYO
== you gained weight Grrr!

PINAKA AYAW NA INIINOM PAG MAY GIMIK
== beer

PINAKA AYAW NA LUGAR
== wet market

PINAKA AYAW NA WEBSITE
== sites with pop up ads and too much arte

PINAKA AYAW NA PAGKAIN
== ampalaya and okra

PINAKA AYAW NA PABANGO
== Armani

PINAKA AYAW NA YOSI
== hope

PINAKA AYAW NA BINABASA
== monthly bills

PINAKA AYAW NA UNIT NG CELL
== Birdie

PINAKA AYAW NA SUBJECT
== history

PINAKA AYAW NA GINAGAWA PAG UMAGA
== gumising ng 5am

PINAKA AYAW NA GINAGAWA PAG GABI
== kumain ng midnight snack

PINAKA AYAW – MAMALANTSA, MAGLABA O MAGLUTO
== all of the above

PINAKA AYAW NA TUGTUG
== tagalog rap

PINAKA AYAW NA SPORT
== boxing

PINAKA AYAW NA ARTISTA
== panget

PINAKA AYAW NA BUWAN NG TAON
== May

PINAKA AYAW NA UGALI NG TAO
== user! parang si Christian..hahaha! wala ng ini-initials 

PINAKA AYAW NA NAKILALANG TAO
== KIM – she is a certified FAKE!!!

PINAKA AYAW NA NARECEIVE NA TEXT
== text ni DONDIE, halata eh hahaha!!

PINAKA AYAW NA TUMATAWAG SA CELLPHONE
== ung mahirap kausap

PINAKA AYAW NA NAGEEMAIL
== CDVLT – guess who?

PINAKA AYAW NA MAALALA NA NANGYARI SA BUHAY MO
== when I was used and abused by the people I trust

PINAKA AYAW NA BAHAGI NG KATAWAN NA PINAPALO
== legs and spine, basta un kung san nalang tumama

PINAKA AYAW NA MAKITANG TAO KAILANMAN
== alam nyo na un.. even if its life and death! lol ;)

Cellphone vs Bible

CELLPHONE laging hawak at ipinapakita..
BIBLE laging nakatago at ayaw ipakita..

CELLPHONE binibili kahit libo-libong halaga..
BIBLE ayaw bilhin kahit isang daan halaga..

CELLPHONE laging binabasa kung may message..
BIBLE hindi binabasa kaya hindi makita ang message..

CELLPHONE ayaw magasgasan..
BIBLE ok lng kahit maalikabukan..

CELLPHONE mahirap ipahiram baka masira..
BIBLE madaling ipahiram kahit mawala..

CELLPHONE nauubusan ng message..
BIBLE laging full of message..

CELLPHONE ay mahalagang gamit..
BIBLE mas mahalaga kung gagamitin..

Kiddie Model Philippines Rehearsal

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